I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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