So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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