Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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