I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
