# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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