He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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