Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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