But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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