Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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