I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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