This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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