Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
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let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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