They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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