you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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