Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
3 2 1 whiskey
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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