ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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