I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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