glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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