I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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