we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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