As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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