i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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