Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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