just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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