I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina