Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
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Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up