the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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