We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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