it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Im part way to drunk.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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