we're blogging at a bar
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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