I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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