Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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