I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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