i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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