So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
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you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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