its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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