He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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