I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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