I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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