Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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