i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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