apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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