i was rollin on her like bob the builder
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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