Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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