I wish i was in the wii world.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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