Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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