i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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