He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Success! We fucked roommates!
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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