As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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