there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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