On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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