if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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