Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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