Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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