Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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