Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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