I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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