Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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