I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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