Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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