I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
